Zombie Survival Kit

For Sale: $24K Zombie Survival Kit

Your first defence is a bejewelled style cube game. Fight to the top of the high score list against other players, or play offline for fun. ZOMBIE TRANSLATOR When they do approach you, try and reason with them by using the zombie translator. We have carried out market research to identify the most useful sayings to say to zombies, and have converted these sayings to audio. These include Next door taste likes chicken and nice weather we are having today. ZOMBIE SONG MAKER If the translation does not work, then break a beat. This short period could be enough for you to make a getaway. With the song maker, you can make your own custom songs from unique zombie growns, urghs, arghs, screams and brain chants. Within seconds the zombies will break uncontrollably into dance. (Please be aware, it has been known for some to attempt the robot dance. This is an unpleasant experience and you should divert your eyes away to minimize exposure) ZOMBIE INSULTER If the previous attempts fail, you can fall back on the zombie insulter.
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Be Prepared For The Outbreak With This Zombie Survival Kit

For a mere $23,999, Optics Planet will outfit you with an exhaustive array of supplies, including first-aid stuff, weapon accessories, and even lab equipment (so you can look for a cure to the zombie plague, of course), notes CNET . One glaring omission is the guns themselves, but hey, they did include some special knives for when you run out of ammo. We’re gonna go out on a limb and say they’re not expecting to sell many of theseif you click “Check Availability,” the site says, “Will ship before the zombie apocalypse!” But the comments section appears to be taking the list very seriously. “Um, you need to research more into zombies,” one person writes. “Zombies DO NOT FEAR KNIVES.”
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‘World War Z’ Author Max Brooks’ top ten zombie survival kit essentials

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Battle Mug Taking a drink of water and being attacked at the same time?! Have no fear with the OPMOD Battle Mug. The Mug is made from aluminum and has a crenellated base perfect for smashing in some zombie skull. Reload The RCBS Pro-Melt Furnace and Progressive Press allow you to reload and re-forge your bullets. Very hands when ammunition is hard to come by. The Cure Qorpak Beakers, Labnet Piettes and Celestron Microscopes! With the best equipment, you might be the one to find a cure for the zombie virus. Besides all the goods listed above, the kit also provides you with multi-tools, tactical vests, sunglasses and more. The Z.E.R.O.
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Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit Sells for $24,000, Where To Get Yours

If you happen to have a scientist in the group, it might be a good idea to start looking for a cure for a virus rather than just killing off zombies after another. The kit also comes with beakers , pipettes ,and a microscope to let the brainiac study and sample cells to see how one might possibly stop the mutation. Is $24,000 an absurd amount of money? Yes (hey, the kit is already on sale from the retail price of $31,735). Is it worth all the gear? Well, considering a lab microscope can already run you several hundred bucks, the bulk kit might end technically saving you money in the long run. But when the day comes when the dead rises from underground, maybe you can just consider breaking into a lab and stealing the much needed equipment? Survival of the fittest at its finest. Just remember: having the best gears doesnt guarantee you will survive. Good stamina, precision, and basic life skills to hunt food are still necessary to fend off the monsters while you try to live another day. If youre unsatisfied with the Z.E.R.O. kit, OpticsPlanet will accept returns.
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You and your gang of rag-tag survivors are about to make a break for the school bus across the street. You’ve got to be quick on your feet, so you won’t be able to take much. Thankfully, this Zombie Survival Kit from ThinkGeekwill fit perfectly in your bug-out bag. Okay, so the zombie apocalypse (probably) won’t be happening any time soon, but there’s nothing wrong with being prepared. The main selling point of Zombie Survival Kit has to be the SOG Tactical Tomahawk – One and a half pounds of 420 stainless steel zombie ‘persuasion,’ according to the product page. It’s over 15 inches long with an eight inch blade and fiberglass-reinforced nylon handle. Every survival kit needs a multi-purpose tool and this is yours. Obviously, the kit is full of all sorts of other goodies like Zombie Jerky, a collapsible shot glass, dissolving hand soap sheets, the CRKT Eat’N Tool, a survival kit in a sardine can and of course, energy drinks.
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Zombie Survival Kit features real tactical ax and a spork

Its a decent kit, but there’s plenty to argue about why or why not this is the best zombie B.O.B. list. Personally I find Dave Canterburys 5 Cs of survival to be top priorities, of which cover and cordage apparently didn’t make the cut. And then there’s the 6th C, a cellphone complain all you want about electronics, a cellphone can be charged a billion different ways, is easy to protect, and (mine at least) is a palm-sized treasury of survival tools and info. I also believe hiking boots to be about as useful as a wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tubeman.
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$24,000 will get you a full zombie survival kit for the impending apocalypse

Zombie Survival Kit features real tactical ax and a spork Be prepared for the dead to rise again with a zombie kit containing a tomahawk, snacks, zombie crime scene tape, and a spork. Everything you need for when zombies attack. (Credit: ThinkGeek) You have options when it comes to zombie-slaying weapons. Loud guns may attract unwanted zombie attention. Baseballs bats can require several swats to work. Chainsaws need gas.
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